[Wicked]

I have a funny thing. It's kind of gross.
Esp for guys because it's about not only lady bits
but something specifically gross about lady bits.

Anyway, I want to upload this to
Crazy Things My Parents Say

Mom is giving me a ride home from work and I'm fiddling with the radio.
I find a classical/jazzy station and keep it on that for a while.
Mom is making gagging and choking noises like this is KILLING her so I say
"God forbid you get a little culture."
Without missing a beat my mom says
"Bitch. I got culture - I have a yeast infection."

I must have stared at her mouth agape and horrified for a good minute.