[gremlin]

k. my brother borrowed my fucking Xbox remote. and left it at his friend's house for like... half a year? I just got it back today. I barely used it. jeeeeez, it was SO CLEAN. I saw it... dude it was filthy. not just like some dirt here and there it was so bad. I actually had to use a sheet of baby to get in the small cracks to get dirt out. and it was this thick green grimy fucking dirt. it was even under the joy sticks and shit, like wtf. o__o

I told my mom that my brother owed me an apology, and his friend because my remote was just so unbearably dirty and it took me two hours to finally be satisfied with it. what does she say? "omg Dawn no one used it, it was just left at his house that's probably you're own dirt from using it?" I looked at her and didn't know what to say. then I blurted out "are you FUCKING serious?" then she started getting mad at me for trying to get her to go talk to my brother about how irresponsible it was for leaving MY remote there. and she got all like "HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING IT'S DIRTY BECAUSE OF YOU." and she was acting like I did something wrong and shit. >__>