[Salone]

Once at the zoo, I saw kids throwing rocks at the lions. I started a scuffle with them because they wouldn't stop. Just in case that if the lions ever escaped, they knew who got those kids to stop pelting them.

As far as animals versus mankind goes...I can't bring myself to hurt a spider, but if I ever see a lion free he better get to me before I get to my guns.

But if he does, I'll die pissing myself.


Seriously. It was hard growing up in Arkansas, knowing that there were mountain lions just roaming around. I own a big enough arsenal now to feel slightly safe. Partially for the zombies. Partially for the fear that back in the early 2000's, a lion escaped from a private zoo in Arkansas and was never found.