[Madam Kira]

"The moral to the story is, life is treating you like dry sod? Kick it back in the face, my god."

"And I’m crooked enough to make straitjackets bend"

And

"Go take a flyin’ leap of faith off a f---in balcony
‘Fore I shove a falcon wing up your fly ass"

All from Romans Revenge by Nicki Minaj and Eminem.
Love that song.