[Quiet Man Cometh]

That sounds like it would be easier to deal with, but that's relative I suppose.

My sister's dog was obsessed with wood it seemed. He chewed anything wood, and she reasoned that it was due to his past being chained to a tree (he was a rescue) and sticks being his only toys. With some new toys he's gotten over his wood fetish it seems, though not necessarily the chewing.