[Trakadon]

That condom was given to me by my ..."Gay" friend... I swear I'm not sure if I can use that word... Anyways he went to this breast cancer rally thing with his Girlfriend and he gave me it. He meant it as a joke but I still keep it in the drawer all the same. Better to have it and use it then to not have it and regret it. Anyways there are all sorts of things in my drawers... Mostly all my 'private' stuff is in the bottom drawer with all my underwear and socks.

I feel like I'm looking at one of those "Spot the item" puzzle games when I look at my drawers in the picture XD