[Reyoki]

Snow birds are the people who live in the northern states for half the year and in the deep south- usually Florida- for the other half of the year. They're usually retired or come in family groups, and they congest our streets, stores, neighborhoods, and lives from about October to April. They usually either don't bring any sort of jackets because they're "from the North and used to the cold" or they bring only those huge down snow jackets... and wear shorts at the same time. A lot of them seem to be very wealthy, too, and they patronize all the locals because we put up with these surroundings all year long...

It gets harder and harder every year to not go on a psychotic killing spree of all the snow birds and tourists around here... I loathe Disney World with a seething hot passion...