[Suzerain of Sheol]

It was... three hours of mini-videos filmed by the school's communications department, depicting all manner of contrived situations with cringe-inducing acting, then asking blindingly-obvious questions about them afterward.

I think my favorite was on the comprehensive quiz at the end:

How can you tell how much alcohol is in your drink at a party if you didn't pour it?

A.) Ask the person who poured it
B.) Throw it out
C.) Both A & B
D.) Neither A nor B

...seriously?

Not to mention, the survey I had to take makes me look like I'm a belligerent alcoholic since it doesn't take non-drinkers into account. No, I'm not going to change my drinking habits. No, I'm not going to monitor by BAC more closely. No, I'm not going to concoct elaborate plans to rescue my nonexistent friends from the nonexistent parties we go to and try to non-existentially drive home drunk from!

What a complete waste of my time. I should have been able to sign some sort of waiver.