[Behemoth]

...Oh wait, I mean side. Anyway, it is I, Behemoth, the rare and magnificent!

And I see since I last visited your three little worlds, you've all managed to get yourself into yet another nasty little skirmish, haven't you? Quite silly little things you are, but I suppose I can't expect much out of savage aliens. But ah, if you must fight, then I, the dread sandfish of Deivai, shall lend you my knife and fins!

...If only I knew which side to support. I can barely tell you aliens apart, let alone decide which ones of you probably shouldn't die.


But yeah, I just logged on in the first time in, like, three months because hey, events are cool! But because I haven't logged in for, like, three months, I dunno which side to support and I can't make small decisions on my own, you guys. I am completely incapable of it. I think I might explode. ;__;

I tend to make my decisions based off what my characters would do, but Behel has no time for your lofty ideologies and just wants to kill people and/or steal some of those darling umbrella drinks he saw by that table over there. Halp?

Behemoth:

>Is a Tangi scientist/occasional mercenary from Deivai
>Is called Behel but Behemoth is his full name
>Is a shark/stonefish thing. Calls himself a sandfish, but there's probably no such thing
>Has friends in high places who are shipping him off to do a survey of the other planets and their tech, so that's why he's here
>Is actually highly toxic
>Likes parties
>Really like parties
>Does not like people interrupting parties
>Unlikely to continue liking party if hostess disdains his species
>Does not like aliens unless they can benefit him
>Actually, does not like anyone unless they can benefit him
>Is extremely vain and will side with whatever makes him look the best
>Arrogant, intelligent, more naive about other worlds than he realizes, more than slightly ditzy, and even though he probably doesn't like you on principle, he's chatty and outgoing
>Does not like magic
>Does like handsome clothing
>Likes rich people if they give him stuff
>Likes poor people if they give him stuff
>Likes stuff in general
>Likes your stuff
>It's not like you needed it anyway
>Generally thinks people should take what rightfully belongs to them
>Is not so big on hereditary royalty in general but is down with warlords as long as they gained their power through sheer force
>Did I mention that he likes parties? Because he likes to party

So...yeah!