[Hermes]

I guess so.

I know what we should do! We should just totes have him meet me, I'll bring over some wine and candles, and a ticket for him to go to <insert manly thing he would go see here> and you and I can have a candle-lit dinner together, and watch some movies afterwards, so he can go see his <insert manly thing he would go see here> without worries that you'll be taken care of.

See, I'm so sweet to him! XD