[Hermes]

My GM is a bit cruel, yes XD He's cool though, he makes sure all of our characters have cool ties in the story, and he actually plans what he's doing, but loosely enough to make sure RP is able to happen.

OMG, you should have seen what he let me do to this one guy XD

I went on a pilgrimage into this large city, trying to learn of them, to teach my clan and such. I decided I would create a home by digging one, so as to stay close to the earth. Well, I accidentally dug under this rather greedy dwarf's gold store. I punched a whole through my roof/his floor, so I could let up a flame and...do...stuff with it <.<

Basically, tl;dr, I accidentally smelted all of his gold. Woops.

So, it hardens down in my chambers, and then, I carry a large lump of this out to ask someone what it is used for. I see many people using it for trade, some guys try and steal it from me, then I see this guy in armor, and it's all busted up. I decide he must be a town guard, and I think to myself "I'll never use this, I require nothing worldly. He, however, could use some better armor, so as to guard these people."

...so I hand hi ma rather disproportionate amount of gold, he just kind of drops his jaw in awe, and I leave, none the wiser XD

I think we laughed for a good ten minutes at that idea XD