[Maikan]

@Fish - *gasps and darts back, avoiding the splashing* ...Excuse me, expensive garments here! *tightens his coat around himself* Pardon me for merely attempting to teach you how to comport yourself with some dignity.
...inasmuch as ah...a..fish has dignity. *cough*

@Titanic - *blinks and smiles wide* Now that, madam, is a worthy goal! Why merely attempt to rise slightly above the rabble and not have to scrimp and save when you could be amongst proper gentlemen and ladies? Very admirable, indeed.
It may take awhile but if you keep at it, I'm sure you'll see results.