[Quiet Man Cometh]

Because we play very rarely. The last time I was DMing and set upon the party with a golem made of gold and obsidian, little bugbots tha stole stuff when the party was sleeping, and a four way sarcophagus trap that bit the dwarf on the way out. That was a year or two ago. I'vce been trying to make the next adventure but I keep getting sidetracked or getting new ideas.