[Quiet Man Cometh]

My dog used to be fat thanks to inlaws. He went on a crash diet and is a normal weight now, even losingn weight now and then because of his age. He doesn't sleep on me though, not usually, but he's really good at making the bed feel smaller by situating himself somewhere in the middle, like taking your sheets and hammering a nail through them to the bed. He does like to move around a lot though. He's spend the first part of the night with me and then move to the floor or another part of my bed or move to his bed. He is usually on the floor by morning, then joins me in bed again after breakfast.

Sometimes though, when he gets clingy he will decide to sleep really close, like up on my pillow next to my head. I've woken up to dog bum in my face on occasion. Fortunately he's furry so there's nothing "icky" there, just the odd hair I need to whipe away. I call those his insecure days. :)