[Suzerain of Sheol]

Quiet, you just reminded me of a horrible incidence of book cruelty I was witness to.

I had an... acquaintance in highschool who used to come play DnD with us (despite no one wanting him there) and, one day, after showing off his shiny new Complete Adventurer, he picked up a mace (yes, a real mace, tiny one) and began to beat the cover of the book on the floor... apparently trying to prove some point about the irony of his playing this game with us. He left the book here and I still have it; luckily, only the cover is damaged, but still... why would anyone do that?

And he broke my mace. :(