[Hermes]

Here to stop folks from creeping on my woman.

Worst thing to wake up to at 5 in the morning: "Hey, Michael, we're leaving!" "Where?" "We're going to see our family in Oklahoma! 8D" "But I have things to do o.o" "Pfft, sure. Come on son, I packed a bag for you, go get in the car." "Can I at lea-" "No" "Can I bring my la-" "NO! Leave everything but your phone and charger here." "Where's my charger? O.o" "In the bag" "Oh...ok.... *still asleep, gets in car, wakes up almost a day later*"