[Gozed]

Dear pie in the fridge,

Why must you look so tempting? You know I am trying to watch what I eat, I'm proud that I have lost these 25 pounds, I want to keep the away. I've given up drinking sodas and eating candy at work, I eat healthier portions of meals, but why must you taunt me with your whipped cream goodness, its just cruel.

Sincerely, your consumer.