[Funkduder]

Originally Posted by Demo

Non-sparkly. Sparkly vampires do not exist. Neither do fanged blood sucking ones. But I do believe that napalm would take care of em.

Of course sparkly vampires exist. There are these ones.
My theory is that Edward Cullen, and all of the Cullens and the characters of Twilight disgraced these vampires and were hunted down and killed by the house of Raith. The rest of them help run Zero, one of the greatest nightclubs in the existence of literature.

Fanged Vampires are extinct, killed off by Mr. Dresden.