[V. Lisette]

1. Why would you make a good suitor for the ball?
Well, First of all, I am awesome. Secondly of...all? You are Wonderful. Together, we make Aweful. Before you jump to "Hey, wait a minute...", To be Aweful means that you are full of Awe...and that is what people will be when they see us together at the ball.

2. How would we spend the night, if you won?
First of all, we'd be at the Ball, Duuuuuuur. But in all seriousness, it'll be one hot night of passionate...typing at your computer of choice as we play out our wildest ball fantasies behind the sexiest avatars in attendance.

3. What sets you apart from everyone else?
My sense of style, I think. Or could it be my debonair vocabulary? Perhaps my perfectly sculpted pixel abs. My flawless avatar skin...symmetrical, smooth digital mouth...

4. WHY do you want to go to the ball with me?
The real question should be, why aren't YOU already going with ME? ;D

5. How would we end the night?
With Carpal Tunnel...