[Kalei]

1. Why would you make a good suitor for the ball?
I am clinically insane, thus a compatible match for anyone with half a brain. But especially those with an affinity for Halloween.
2. How would we spend the night, if you won?
First I'd pick you up at your tree house and promptly take you to the ball. Once there we would liven up the ball by calling up a few jolly party ghosts. Then I'd request the band to play worst songs I know to have us dance to. We would take a break now and then to eat some refreshments of picklebrood punch and horsefeather sandwichs. We would also socialize, intriguing anyone we talk to with our joint wit.
3. What sets you apart from everyone else?
I'm the real deal. All the other smucks can say they're crazy, but I've been diagnosed by that talking cat that lives in the dumpster, (he has great rates).
4. WHY do you want to go to the ball with me?
You are probably the only person spooky enough here to handle me. ;)
5. How would we end the night?
By flying on an elephant back to your tree and giving you a polite farewell gift of dirty black marbles.