[*Zane]

1. Why would you make a good suitor for the ball?
I DO make the best suitor because i know you inside and out and i can and will do anything to make you smile,laugh,blush,tingle or have the time of your life and treat you like the Goddess you are..that aaannnndd we could make epic and very sexy flying squirrels together <3

2. How would we spend the night, if you won?

We would spend our time during the ball dancing close and having a really good time with each other and get the party goin with some rum and cokes or jager ;D ....eventually breaking out Combichrist,MSI,TBM and DSA,whippin out the glow sticks and killing the lights ;D then after the ball we would go steal some golf carts and joy ride,potentially running over small children and various old people,eventually ending on the beach cuddling and watching the sunrise,potentially with a few empty..ahem..*clears throat*...bottles of rum in the back seat of said golf carts.

3. What sets you apart from everyone else?

What sets me apart from everyone else is that i dont have a cam in your shower ;D nor do i NEED a cam in your shower. mwuahaha. not to mention i give EPIC massages and im funny and and i draw hawt hawt sexy artness for you and IM TEH SQUIRREL GOD! =D Goddess' SHOULD go with Gods, even if youre the goddess of all things beautiful and im the god of cute fluffy squirrels...o____o;;
...that didnt come out how i wanted....>///>

4. WHY do you want to go to the ball with me?

I AM going to the ball with you because i luffs you and youre such an amazing person and youre a freaking goddess, who the hell wouldnt want to go with the ball or any event with you? <3

5. How would we end the night?

We would end the night cuddling and watching the sunrise,eventually falling asleep together, of course we'd need LOTS of sleeping after being up all night making flying squirrels doing drunken golf cart shenanigans and dodging random rum-stealing pirates in our epic adventures in the village hidden in the walmart gardens.