[Espy]

1. Why would you make a good suitor for the ball?
Er....I'd scare off every other potential suitors. WITH MY GLARE. And I'll be Funk's partner in bringing the party~

2. How would we spend the night, if you won?
By hopefully not stepping on your toes. Sorry, Batty, but I'm an awful dancer D:

3. What sets you apart from everyone else?
I can...kick butt? -catches and throws Funk, which she couldn't do irl because the guy's...way taller than her-

4. WHY do you want to go to the ball with me?
Because Batterz is pwetty >.< And awesome. ...and...pretty awesome? Wait, that's redundant. I mean...-starts stammering-

5. How would we end the night?
With a tackleglomp and skywatching. BECAUSE ESPY IS WEIRD LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW.