I would be the perfect suitor because I have loved and adored you ever since as long as I remember! I would take the best care of you out of everybody and spoil you silly.
After a night of amazing dancing, I would share my delicious garlic & chive hummus with you. And then we'd do something crazy, like skydiving.
I am way the most awesome. And Hermes would want you to go with me.
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU, DUH. <3 My life isn't complete if I don't get to take Batty out on a date.
We would cuddle while watching Fen shower with our secret cameras. :3