[johnny]

Who marries Jesus?

If you're talking about nuns and such, they're married to God, not Jesus.

And it's not actually a "marriage", it's a devotion thing that makes it clear they're not allowed to have marital relationships with anyone else. It's just a vow of celibacy. It's not as if they actually have a marriage ceremony where the "bride" dresses in a wedding gown and rings are exchanged.