[Quiet Man Cometh]

Five reads and you still threw it across the room?

The most dire instance I've had happen to a book in my care was when one of my sister's dogs decided to select a book from a large pile, the book being Gregory Keyes' Age of Unreason (I think. Sequel to Newton's Cannon) and proceed to mince it beyond readability. I told my sister not to bother replacing it, though I know another copy can be found at a certain used book store where I picked up Newton's Cannon in the first place. Oh well. The dog was young and it saved me having to decide whether or not to keep it. ;)