[Illusion]

(Indeed, your really getting into my head. Sadly my characters are unpredictable.)

"I'M COOOOMMIIIIINNGG!!" A manly voice was heard." The door opened with Jeddy twirling around in circles. "Aaah you must be that Maid Bastion mentioned! COME RIIIIGHT IIIIINNN!" Jeddy said still twirling around not recognizing Malia at all. "Here's my sons room!!! My aren't you pretty! Oooh just wait until Bastion hears that a pretty girl was in his room!" Jeddy twirls off.

Bastion's room was extremely trashed. Clothes everywhere in the room, books stacked to who knows where. Underwear on the small flat screen TV. Pizza boxes stuffed under his bed, with vicious eyeballs underneath staring at Malia. And worst of it all, it smelled so bad it's amazing he smells so clean after school.

(P.S. Don't bother trying to correct Jeddy, I want it to be a running theme that he is clueless when you look different. Oh and, prepare for a even bigger surprise after the room xD)