[Illusion]

"Hey hey Bass!" A middle aged man said beginning to pull out a chair to allow a women of similar age to sit down next to Bastion and Malia.

"Hmm?" Bastion said looking up at the man, he was dressed in a weird shade of brown coat with a Irish green looking plaid shirt under it, and a purple tie with orange flowers on it. "DAD.. YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULDN'T EMBARRASS ME BY WEARING THAT IF I BRING A DATE!"

"Oh don't bother arguing with your father." The lady next to him said, she is wearing a tight white dress showing her cleavage. "Better men then you tried, no matter how many times I hide that thing he always seems to find it.

"Aaaah. Stop hatin. Be a player duuude." Bastion's father said trying to act cool.

"Aagh." Bastion said head banging to the table.

"Ooooh and who's this pretty lady son?" He said with a strong happy attitude grabbing Malia's hands gently smoothing her skin on his hand. "My name is Alexander Jedediah Sin Clair!" He said proudly. "But you can just call me Jeddy if you want." Whispering into Malia's ears very perverted like.