[Fey]

Well, it actually depends on the type of vodka as to whether it would have enough alcohol in it to really burn. Most vodka's have a proof of around 80% so it's only 40% alcohol. If you think about the fact that rubbing alcohol is usually 71-90% there's a weeeeeeeeeee bit of difference. I would recommend, if you have it, put some neosporin on it...if you don't have that put some honey on it. Honey is antimicrobial, hydroscopic and good at prevent infection. It was used in wars as a wound dressing.

As to weird things I've done...okay, you're gonna laugh, and it's okay. A couple years ago I blender-ized two fingers. Not THAT badly, but I got my right middle and pointer finger pretty bad. After I nearly passed out and my roommate helped me clean and wrap them we made a splint out of wonderflex(a thermoplastic) and I would soak them routinely in black tea(also good for drawing out infection). I was a wuss and wouldn' look at them to even change their bandages for about six months. But now they're pretty well healed up, with only minor scars and a bit of lost sensation.