[Quiet Man Cometh]

[David Attenborough]"And here we have the exceedingly rare White Striped Glick, a creature at first though to only exist in fisherman's legends and the tales of overly tired pub workers. The first concrete evidence of it's existance was discovered by naturalist Reyoki who described the animal in her memoires of her explorations on the continet Trisphonia. She declared the glick was part of a new family of creatures she called, fittingly, the Chimeric family.

It seems were are twice lucky, as here we find the glick in the company of the rare, and some say entirely unique, exploding chinchilla. It's best to keep a safe distance from this one..."[/David Attenborough]

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