[Mrs Jesse Jay]

People are always coming in and acting all pissy about how I won't just turn on the pump so they can get their gas and then come in and pay. Its a city wide thing that all customers are required to prepay for their gas. Either with their card at the pump, or with cash or check inside. They come in and get mad at me then tell me that there should be a sign so that they're not looking like idiots pushing buttons. I'm just like, "You look like an even bigger idiot for not seeing the sign that is already there. Its freaking yellow!"