[Lunaryon]

I actually did something surprising back in middle school. I was playing football during lunch, and demanded that I play linebacker. The other players (read: Actual football team) sort of laughed, but let me. I know they set me across from the biggest guy on purpose, and they were wanting him to flatten me so I'd give up, but when we started I not only stopped a guy three times my size, but pushed him back a good five feet. I was tired after that round.