[Lunaryon]

I find the idea that people still go around and call for the end of the world rather hillarious. I mean, in the year 999, they said the world was going to end because Jesus had been gone for 1000 years, and would be returning. Since then, Someone has been saying the world was going to end at least once a month. It's just not going to happen. Oddly though, I heard a very different thing about what the Rapture was going to be. I heard it was supposed to be some kind of super earthquake that was going to start in Haiti, then move to the east, until it reaches Haiti again.