[Fey]

Okay, so I have a long, long story, but it's sorta the most hilarious thing that happened in college for me...and was so epic we apparently caused rules and legends.

So, my freshman year my floor was all pretty close knit. We'd do meals together, lots of shopping excursions together and all sorts of things(midnight movies and ben'n'jerrys were epic). We apparently went to war together too.

Our Brother floor was also pretty close knit and we had fun teasing them and heckling them. One night, we're sitting a couple tables away from each other and someone jokingly lobs a banana at them(or us, don't recall which started it...). The banana then got lobbed back and we started heckling each other, as we were wont to do. There was an upcoming talent show for the dorm and we started yelling we were better, they of course disagreed and then it happened. They said we were gonna loose, and that we were loosers. It was on. We declared war.

So, we all decamped from the dinning hall and headed back to our respective floors. We were in our hallway when the guys came running by with tiny bottles of water which they splashed on us. In retaliation we raided the Cup Collection of Doom(Pizza Pipeline, quart sized cups) and attacked them in their hall. After soaking the carpet, really badly, we were told to take it outside. Since we were moving to new grounds we all broke out our stashes of water guns, spray bottles and other things.

This is when we started gettin' organized. Our outside doors locked every time you closed them, and as our team needed constant water reloads we set up people at the doors and runners to and from the bathroom. We dreeeeeeenched them! The guys were constantly having to run past us to reload, while we were just taking them out!

BUT! our general(our RA) went down! She managed to fall and sprain her ankle in the fun. So we declared a cease fire, got her to the medical building then got her back to my room. We decided to camp out in my room since I had no roommate and we knew we could fit two mattress' on the floor as well as the two beds.

I think we watched some volcano movie...but! we then plotted how to get even! After all they seriously harmed the General! The next night we snuck onto the brother floor and penny-locked all their doors(with nickles, pennys were too thin). The night after we string-locked them in. Hilarity ensued with one of the floor members came in while we were doing it and had to swear he wouldn't tell the others.

It eventually dwindled away until the night of the talent show, when both our floors lost to an amaaaaaazing girl on a completely different floor. But yeah, now there's big posted signs about no water fights inside, and people that started school well after we all left know about it :D

I've other stories, but that's my favourite...oh, and please do not do this at your dorm, yadda yadda yadda...insert 'good role modle stuff here'->

I'll be back with actual, useful college stuff later...had to share as I found my 'Handbook' today LOL