[Bovice]

Alicia and Holden appeared a few feet from the kitchen door.

"That was the worst shopping trip ever!" Holden said walking into the kitchen.

"Holden settle down, jeez." Alicia said trailing behind Holden.

"No, its not my fault that I look like an anorexic supermodel." He said sitting in a chair. "And then I had a straight hairdresser. Who asks me why I let my hair grow this long. Then I tell him I was in a coma for six months. And all he fucking had to say was 'Cool.'. Honestly." He said throwing up his hands.

"Yup he was a total Hetero. But look at it this way he actually did a good job on your hair." She said sitting in one of the chairs.

"Ya he did, which is surprising. The only time a guy should be a hairdresser is if they are a total flame." He said crossing his arms.

"Come on Holden, just because you are afraid of vagina's, doesn't mean that being straight is a disease." Alicia said with a sigh.

"I'm not afraid of them, I just don't trust them. They just sit there doing nothing. They are like a plant, they sit there and soak up any liquid that comes their way." He said with a slight huff.

Alicia busted out laughing, "I've heard a lot of references for vagina's, but a plant?! That is a new one." She said wiping away a tear.

Holden sighed, "Don't laugh at me... Your a virgin again aren't you?" He asked leaning back in the chair.

"Yup, how did you know?"

"Well I watched how she walked, and her thighs were rubbing together like a pair of hands." He said shrugging.

"Wooooow Holden. You are not so good with the similes. That boy is a virgin too so neah." She said sticking out her tongue.

"Hey at least it is easier for a girl to loose her virginity then a guy's." He said leaning forward.

"You think so? Anne can attest to this I'm sure. But for a girl to loose her virginity it is like your vagina is being ripped in half, and then its like being skewered." She said with a shiver.

"That's it? Really? Ok imagine my fist is the other person's penis. And then this hole is the anus. And now imagine that the fist has spikes on it and it is also on fire. And now picture the fist going into the hole." He said doing the actions with his hands. "And that is if you use lube. Without lube the first time." He said with a shiver. "But then again I kind of liked no lube. And Solomon... Oh my god he had good aim. Every single thrust..." Holden said licking his lips.

Alicia shook her head, "I know this Holden. Remember? He made me watch that one time actually it was two times. And if I remember correctly you had pretty good aim yourself." She said pinching her nose.

"Ahh yes. The poor horses..." He trailed off reminiscing. "Did your g spot ever get hit?" Holden asked with a smile.

"Once, yes. Now I think we should stop talking about this. I think we are creeping Anne out." Alicia said silencing Holden.

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