[Batty]

Heeheehee. Jaye Wells is one of my favorite authors.

If I seriously went through, and posted every quote from every book I own, you'd have abs of steel.

Heres a few more.

Jeaniene Frost

"I'm saying that I'm a moody, insecure, narrow-minded, jealous, borderline homicidal bitch, and I want you to promise me that you're okay with that, because it's who I am, and you're what I need." - Halfway to the Grave

"You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that! My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine!" - One Foot in the Grave

"Why don't I just give you a pair of my panties to hang around your neck? Then whenever you feel jealous, you can wave them at whoever's pissing you off."

"We're, ah, taking a break to evaluate things, and, um, reexamine our relationship, so I stuffed him in a closet!" I burst out in shame. Timmie's eyes goggled.
"Is he still there?" - Halfway to the Grave