[Quiet Man Cometh]

There's a video game out called "Stubbs" wherein you are a zombie out to eat people. You start out shuffling along and the people start out really dumb but as you level up you get to improve your shuffle and gain special zombie abilities. My friend is rather fond of the game. Locally we have an annual Zombie walk down a major city street which we keep meaning to attend but always seem to miss it for one reason or another. Alas.