[Behemoth]

So, you know Pretty Woman, widely regarded as a classic and beloved as an ultimate romance by people everywhere? Yeah, I finally watched that one night and I just wanted to throw popcorn at the screen, only I didn't have any popcorn at all. Richard Gere is such a creeping creeper and even if it wasn't about prostitution, it'd still be pretty skeevy in the Pygmalion sort of way. Just...blargh.