[Suzerain of Sheol]

Originally Posted by Ashurato

I take my dog for a walk.

It's healthy, uncomplicated, and the only being I'm with loves me unconditionally.

See, I'd try that but I fear I'd look very strange walking my dog (cute little dachshund). I don't really, um, look like the dog-walking sort. It might be the combat boots covered in spikes and chains, I'm not sure. :p