[Quiet Man Cometh]

Wierdest thing I can remember my dog doing is stretching himself off the couch. He started a stretch and then sort of slithered off the couch and onto the floor, his rear end going "flop" and he finished his stretch on the floor. He didn't seem to be concerned about this at all about the fact that he was on the floor.

I have seen my brother's old cocker spaniel come charging up the stairs after a bath and, without slowing down in the slightest, leap off of another dog, onto a chair, and faceplant into a piece of cake that he must have detected in less than 3 nanoseconds. The dog he jumped off of -one of my sister's mastiffs- was looking aroung with a "what just happened?" look on his face.