[Reyoki]

I've managed to set water on fire before.....

I was going to make pasta, so I put the water on the stove to boil with a little olive oil in it. My grandmother enters the rather small kitchen. I don't like to be in the kitchen when someone else is because, as stated before, our kitchen is rather small. I go back to my room, planning to return to the kitchen in a few minutes...
Well, I didn't go back into the kitchen. I got distracted by a movie on TV... until I smelled something burning. At that point, I thought for a moment and then... "Oh SHIT!!!"
I ran into the kitchen to see my pot of water and oil IN FLAMES!!! I grabbed the hose from the sink and put out the fire. I turned off the stove and washed the pot after that. It was fine aside from some minor scorch marks.