[Fey]

Okay, first off I didn't nearly burn something down...but...well...I tend to be in/around things when do try too. Once our family car caught ON FIRE while we were driving(mechanic didn't put the oil thing back right). Ironically a million people called the fire department as we were heading along, but we couldn't get them to find us when we finally stopped. Not even a year later I was babysitting and my brother runs over to tell me to call the fire department cause the dryer in the garage was on fire. Yeeeeeeeeah. So not my fault.

Though, on a side note; aluminium and CDs will indeed spark in microwaves, but aren't inherently dangerous as long as it's not a ANCIENT model. The sparks are just electrons having fun.