[Randomology]

But hey, look at the bright side! There's a lot of negative things we could be doing that we aren't!

We are not constantly calling the Dad names like Santa.
We are not setting the house on fire out of spite.
We are not abusing the poor dog that lives in this house.
I have not brought an iguana into the home, unfortunately we do have a frog with a moustache, but hey, whaddya gonna do?
I have not kicked anyone or anything between the nickers.
I have not filled the house with pudding, packing peanuts, or desert foxes.
I have not taken a hammer to his HDTV like I SO WANT TO!!!!!
Fizzy has not broken any doors.
Fizzy has not poisoned food.
I have not walked around the house naked *sob*
Neither has Fizzy *double sob*
We have not bought a wrecking ball and crane and knocked down the house.
We have not super glued mom's door shut.
We have not painted the roses red.
We have not made the portal cake according to the recipe and fed it to the mom or dad.
WE have NOT! and I repeat NOT! Knocked down every standing thing in the house, urinate on all of it,(mostly me), and then take scissors to everything that can be cut that they put value in to, followed by melting all of Dad's Star Trek stuff in the oven, then urinating on the pile of molten plastic (mostly me again), followed by.....I should probably stop here...