[Funkduder]

*Sips tea while listening to the radio*
Radio:

♪What good is sitting alone in your room?♪
Come hear the music play.♩
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,♪
♩ Come to the Cabaret.

♪Put down the knitting,
The book and the broom. ♩
Time for a holiday.♪
♩ Life is Cabaret, old chum,
♪Come to the Cabaret. ♩

Come taste the wine,
♩ Come hear the band.
Come blow your horn,♪
Start celebrating; ♩
Right this way,
♩ Your table's waiting...♪♪

*sips...* ahh