[Batty]

xDD;... Sex makes me happy. Candy kinda makes me sad.

I'm not a huge sweets person. I'D MUCH RATHER A VEGGIE.
Does that make me awkward?

<.<; Anyway. I'm all sweaty and gross from working out.
Since my Wifu isn't here... care to join me, Muffinbby? xD

-poofs for a bit-

Muffin;; BRAH. I don't know why, but hearing it makes me wanna rip babies' faces off. xD; Hermes does it purposely to irk me, too. Lmfao. ANYWAY. YOU. ME. STEAMY SHOWER. NOW. <3