[Batty]

HAHAHAHA!!

"YOU ARE..... NOT THE FATHER!"

Camera pans to guy, as he's getting up abruptly, tossing a chair into the audience and threatening decapitation. Points finger directly at girlfriend/wife/casual sex buddy/whatever.

"YOU WHORE! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! THAT KID AINT MINE, MAN! FUCK THIS!"

Dude exits stage pissed off and raging, woman falls to her knees in tears.

Maury: And we'll be right back, after this commercial.