[Reyoki]

When I was at this one tea bar with some of my friends, I got a coffee milk tea with boba. Now, one of my friends had never heard of boba. She takes a big 'ol sip of my drink without asking what the little brown things in the bottom of my drink are. She makes the most hilarious face I've ever seen and nearly chokes on the stuff! She sets the drink down on the table with a disgusted look on her face and says, "That stuff violated my mouth!" to which the rest of us burst out laughing. She asks what the stuff was, and I tell her it's boba. She then proceeds to ask what boba is, and I pointed to a 3' tall poster on the wall beside her. She reads it over, looks at me, and says, "That stuff is nasty, it violated my mouth, and why didn't you warn me?!" I gave her a look and said, "You should've asked before you started slurping." She then said, "I thought it was chocolate! You said it was coffee, so what was I supposed to think?!"