[Matt the Merciless]

Originally Posted by lauv keiko

Oh...and I still got the penis envy. Like... I WANNA HAVE THAT TOO!

While its not quite having a real one, they DO make fake ones called "packers" which aren't made to be sex toys or anything, just designed to be normal fake ones.
I don't know how in detail I can get on this site so I hope you understand what I mean XD