[Hermes]

"When all of a sudden...there shined a shiny demon...in the middle...of the road...and he said! 'Play the best song in the world...or I'll eat your souls.' Well me and Kyle...we looked at each other...and we each said?! OKAY! and we played the first thing that came to our heads, it just so happened to be..it was the best song in the worl! The best song in the world! Look into my eyes and it's easy to see, one and one make two, two and one make three, it was destiny...Once every hundred-thousand years or so, when the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow, and the grass...doth..grooooww~ Needless to say...the beast was stunned~ Whip crack went his tail and the beast was done...He asked us, 'Be you angels?' and we said 'NAY! We are but men! rock!'"

Uhm...Hello everyone~I have no idea why I typed up the whole main monologue XD