[Arachnocampa]

"Troll?" Fabio blinked, eyeing Thor with a rather confused expression on his face. As Thor whimpered, a frown formed on his lips. "Look, I'm not trying to ruffle anyone's feathers. if anything, that's what my friend does, and he's off at his apartment! So you have nothing to fear, honey," he assured in as gentle a tone as he could manage without sounding completely creepy.