[johnny]

That's like my brother.

He only brushes his teeth when he feels like it, drinks teeth-staining drinks like tea and coffee and soda, and has perfect teeth. Perfect bite (I have a minor underbite - meaning my bottom jaw sticks out a bit past my top jaw - and my bite is sort of twisted so none of the teeth line up correctly at all) perfectly straight/even teeth (my teeth are... weird. hard to describe. They almost look like they start smaller at the bottom and the ends are wider, and they're rounded and still have the ridges from when they grew in) and not even that stained, even though he doesn't use whitening toothpaste like I do (and my teeth are yellowish). :[

Friggin' genetic lottery.